'Allo 'Allo (René Artois/Hubert Gruber)

Exploding candles - January 2023 - 472 words
Summary: Dynamite. And not the good kind... scene deconstruction for s7e02 I did not mean to

Beggars - January 2023 - 200 words
Summary: A small meadow, somewhere in northern France

Curdled milk - January 2023 - 100 words
Summary: Wrangling an 'osepipe

Before the Lily( NC17 ) Updated Nov 2022 - 21541 words
Summary: Outtakes of The Lily
between Lily ch 2 (the fire) and ch 4 (visitors arrive)
within The Lily

How can I ever thank you - March 2022 - 1282 words
Summary: "Perhaps the captain could drive your tank, while *you* came and had a drink with me."

Nightmares( Mature ) - February 2022 - 13510 words
Summary: "When you put on that uniform, you swore to obey orders."

The Lily Updated Jan 2022 - 13206 words
Summary: Fear Fire Foe!
...and then the Phoenix rises
sequel to Birthday

Double cognac Updated Dec 2021 - 3223 words
Summary: The evening had started out as most did: bad wine listening to the colonel gripe about the latest thievery by the Resistance, followed with a nice cognac watching René rush around the café. Unfortunately, this was *not* followed with one of the better evenings, when René would finally have time to stand at the bar for a bit, and Gruber could join him for a chat.

Birthday ( NC17 ) Updated Oct 2021 - 22449 words
Summary: "My mother used to insist on large birthday parties," he felt René's hand stroke his back, as though hearing his wistfulness, "All my supposed 'friends'..." He let himself absorb the care in the hands stroking him and combing his hair until his jaw stopped twitching and he could shrug, "They are not memories I enjoy."
sequel to Blond locks

The gay Duke - September 2021 - 1375 words
Summary: Don't jump to conclusions about the title!!
René huffed, grinning and immediately feeling quite fond of the old woman, "I expect that made your mother's family even happier."

The fallen...( NC17 ) - September 2021 - 1986 words
Summary: René grinned widely, "That lipstick is a lovely shade of red."
Gruber's eyes widened, possibly in memory of his insulted claim to never wear the stuff, but then he smirked very wickedly and leaned in, right to René's ear, which made his disguise a good thing, considering anyone watching... "The matching underwear feels lovely."
sequel to Of pancakes and courgettes

Of pancakes and courgettes - September 2021 - 7434 words
Summary: When morning came, Hubert was still smiling.
sequel to Petrol

Petrol - August 2021 - 4551 words
Summary: "Tank commanders?? Where will I find a *tank*-" René choked as the colonel raised his brows toward the piano, "But colonel, I do not think even putting Yvette in a pair of *trousers* would be enough!"

I will be your man - July 2021 - 2270 words
Summary: "It had not occurred to me that there could be other situations where a gentleman must be forceful."

If there's a mill, there must be a river ( NC17 ) Updated Jul 2021 - 10285 words
Summary: the witch of November come stealin'
Or 'Get Gruber naked'

Pinch ( NC17 ) - June 2021 - 3579 words
Summary: René grumbled under his breath as he climbed the ladder, "He had meant to live a quiet life. Climbing ladders to steal from chateau-occupying armies was not quiet. Well. He hoped it would be 'quiet', but it was not a quiet *life*."

This one does not - June 2021 - 261 words
Summary: S3e04 ep addin

Blond locks - June 2021 - 1749 words
Summary: "René. How do you know what is in this locket?"
prequel to Birthday

The Magnificent Seven (Billy Rocks/Goodnight Robicheaux)

The Gazebo, with Jolien ( NC17 ) - July 2020 - 2415 words
Summary: Goodnight has a gazebo that needs fixing. Billy is a professional™.

Slicker Than (The Slick Like Soap Remix), with Jolien ( NC17 ) - April 2019 - 2368 words
Summary: Billy, Goodnight, a bed and some time alone. Reimagined!

Slick Like Soap, with Jolien ( NC17 ) - March 2018 - 2617 words
Summary: Billy, Goodnight, a bed and some time alone. Go figure.

Arm's-length ( NC17 ) - April 2017 - 4838 words
Summary: The simple result of the whole mess was that Billy *missed* his lover!
sequel to A beginning

In the Heat of the Day, with Fontainebleau ( NC17 ) - April 2017 - 2257 words
Summary: For reasons that do not need explaining, two men are naked on a bed in a hotel room, somewhere in the long-ago West.

A beginning - March 2017 - 930 words
Summary: At the beginning with you.
prequel to Arm'slength

Fallen angels - March 2017 - 692 words
Summary: His leg started to collapse and Billy felt darkness rising for him.

Morning star - Feb 2017 - 2375 words
Summary: "Goodnight is very good with hair."

Always - Feb 2017 - 2016 words
Summary: "A steaming *bath*, mon cher! Have you ever *seen* such a thing of beauty??"

Waiting - Feb 2017 - 1182 words
Summary: Billowing red cloth.

Manservant Updated Jan 2017 - 9,803 words
Summary: "How d'y'all meet?"
sequel to Backup

Backup - Jan 2017 - 959 words
Summary: Goody burnt the coffee
Prequel to Manservant

Hope shall fade - Jan 2017 - 951 words
Summary: "I heard the voice."

Ma jo - Jan 2017 - 387 words
Summary: It'd actually turned out to be a good year.

Manners - Dec 2016 - 495 words
Summary: For all that southern charm he lays on, Goodnight's introduction to Emma has not the slightest hint of seduction to it. Rare enough to see even *today*.

Masked ( NC17 ) - Dec 2016 - 4,244 words
Summary: He was expected to be emotionless.

Protect - Dec 2016 - 761 words
Summary: "These men need to be inspired." little AU of the scene

I let my music take me where my heart wants to go - Dec 2016 - 348 words
Summary: Goody nearby, singing low and soft.

The Expendables (Barney Ross/Lee Christmas)

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Order posted	Fic	Summary, etc	Rating	Words	Chapters	Last change	Date of change
7	Barney/Lee scenelets	Unrelated random shippy scenelets (some shugary-shweet, some angsty)     ch1: RST sweet - The sweetest life     ch2: RST sweet - Peachy     ch3: UST angst - Ashes     ch4: RST silly-sweet - Appearances     ch5: angst to RST speech - Beans     ch6: RST speech - Don't you dare     ch7: RST shweet - Control freak     ch8: RST light - Fuel     ch9: RST schweet - Belong     ch10: RST silly-sweet - Pulled muscle     ch11: RST sweet - Great balls of fire	PG13	4963	11	Updated	2016/07/17
12	Just a little time	"Barney, you don't look nearly tired enough for that to be-" "I'm fucking *horny*, alright??!"	NC17	2750	2	Updated	2016/06/19
40	You can dance	The ice-calm voice and throwing knife suddenly pointed at his dance partner from over his shoulder were unmistakably familiar and Barney would have shaken his head in amusement if that sharp blade wasn't quite so close. slightly cracky	PG13	2072	1	Published	2016/05/13
39	Do you?	I don't think Lee never actually says he loves her, does he? It's just 'hey sweetheart' 'hey baby' 'I'm back' 'shoulda waited' 'going to marry her' etc etc. not I love you. or I love her.	PG13	1323	1	Published	2016/04/16
38	I wish you...	"To my friends, I wish you peace, love and health. Blah blah blah... screw that! I wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasms, and I hope you win the lotto."	NC17	1897	1	Published	2016/03/20
37	Lean on me	with Gadhar "Aww, don't get all outa shape about it, Barney; your image is safe. Cute's the new cool."	PG13	1641	1	Published	2016/03/17
36	Tiffany	with Gadhar With my body, I thee wed	NC17	824	1	Published	2016/03/14
35	A thousand temples	The second he saw the shadow waiting besides his truck that night, he knew the plan had, unsurprisingly, changed. "I told you we needed him alive."	PG13	3918	1	Published	2016/03/12
34	Savile	Most days, Barney loved watching Christmas pitching one of his tantrums. It was a little harder to enjoy when Barney had to keep jerking his eyes away from their unconscious drag over his body. And the damn beautifully fitted suit they'd gotten him rigged with for this damn job.	NC17	1972	1	Published	2016/01/05
33	Another year over	with Gadhar "Barney's...Barney's a different breed kid. You gotta be clear. And I mean, detailed, obvious, slap him in the face clear-"	PG13	2505	1	Published	2015/12/31
32	Rule, Britannia	with Gadhar Barney kinda smiled at Tool's random teasing, muttering just loud enough to be heard, "Lee likes your tattoos just fine. Just not on himself."	NC17	3132	1	Published	2015/12/27
31	We good?	There'd been a time he'd have made himself shrug off any particular thought on that hug.	PG13	1365	1	Published	2015/11/21
30	Why not?	The fucking heavenly smell of his latest favourite latte hit his starving caffeine receptors.. and.. And somehow Barney knew he'd come. And wanted him here enough to buy him a coffee...	PG13	963	1	Published	2015/11/03
29	This is your life	Barney gets a glimpse of what *could* be	PG13	2342	3	Updated	2015/10/21
28	Keeping up	"Why didn't you ever make a move?"	PG13	765	1	Published	2015/10/06
27	Compliment	"I think Barney too sleepy sleepy to make crazy-Christmas wear monkey suit."	PG13	1363	1	Published	2015/04/21
26	Blow me	Barney was staring at him steadily, and he distantly wondered if he had the whole time. Stared at him the way Lee'd seen him stare at Gunner a few bad times. Like he heard ticking but couldn't convince himself it was a bomb that'd blow up in his face. remember I said there were other children of E3??	NC17	4023	2	Updated	2016/01/02
25	My next 30 years	"What the *hell* are you doing in my bathtub??" sequence of drables...	PG13	709	1	Published	2015/04/10
24	Everything to lose	"Whatever Christmas does is *my* responsibility. You stay the fuck away from him!"	PG13	637	1	Published	2015/04/05
23	Lost in translation	Barney's head rose from the glossy paper to give him one of his warm smiles, "I ever tell you you're just not my type?"	PG13	902	1	Published	2015/04/03
22	Escort	Christmas was ranting loudly about people who tried to pass off shit as antiques; unreasonably pissed, complete with waving hands, as they left the knife-seller's booth, and Doc watched with interest as he started to walk. Right toward a maze of hanging cloth fluttering in the lazy heat.	PG13	798	1	Published	2015/04/03
21	Morning has broken	"I ever tell you I was married?" Out the corner of his eye, Barney saw Lee's head jerk toward him in obvious shock, "..No." Barney never looked away from the TV. "Yeah. For six months. I've come to realize, listening to everyone else's stories, that it was a good marriage. Long time ago. Back when if you liked a woman, you could only end up sleeping together and marrying, in some order or other." ..nothing but smut here :)	NC17	4090	3	Updated	2015/03/18
20	Love you, man	"WHAT THE *HELL* do you think you're doing??!" Samwise looked over at him, all six and a half hulking feet of him, still ing the boss up on his tiptoes by the back of his collar on the other side of the hastily made camp. -- Lee's gun lowered as he walked over, really noticing, now, the way the boss' face looked completely dumbed down. And the arms that should be trying to punch Sam, or at least windmilling, looked an awful lot more like he was trying to hug the man.	PG13	2532	1	Published	2015/03/01
19	Interrupted	He'd normally have waited until the food got here, hour's delay or not; fucking figured the night he was so hyper he started early would be the night they had an extra pizza siting waiting to be delivered.	PG13	866	1	Published	2015/02/28
18	Secrets	" *You're* the one that went and got married, Lee."	PG13	1979	2	Updated	2015/04/11
17	Calm	Caesar and Toll both smirked at Barney's warning tone, "You'd stepped out, Tool, which I always kinda regretted, for your sake." They gave the suddenly curious artist grins, "You missed when Christmas walked into the shop."	PG13	1425	1	Published	2015/02/19
16	Trust	"NO!! Don't give him morphine!" "..Too late. Why-" "SHIT! TOLL!" Barney didn't wait for the reply, already on his feet and running for the plane, ducking to try to avoid the handgun fire coming toward him.	PG13	3880	3	Updated	2015/03/10
15	Dance	P?WP?? Barney wasn't particularly aware of raising the skin to his lips to lick the salt off, not until his nose flared at the scent and suddenly he was aware of the air in the warm-enough to workout half-naked room beginning to smell of an exercise-warm body, now that the door was closed.	NC17	2053	1	Published	2015/02/10
14	Publicity	Thorn spoke up, "But... but you asked if we could really hack that security system!!" Barney's brows raised, "No, I asked if *you* could."	PG13	1653	3	Updated	2015/11/14
13	When the lights fade out	”The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service.”     -- Barney eventually answered, dulled and quiet, "If he's finally decided to get out of the mud and blood and shit, he deserves to be left in peace to make a better life." I really have to stop watching E3.	PG13	9193	5	Published	2015/02/17
11	Barney/Lee drabbles	Unrelated random shippy drabbles and double-drabbles     ch1: His and Barney's breaths, slow and calm. -a moment's double drabble     ch2: "You just gonna stare at me the whole way?" -driving candy double drabble     ch3: "She might not have liked your technique." -drabble	PG13	500	3	Updated	2016/01/01
10	Morons need friends	"I hate to sound like a chick, but what are you apologizing for?" Frowning to himself, Barney was glad *he* was used to interpreting every inflection of Lee's voice over radio or while unable to look away from a target. He knew that wasn't sarcasm. Knew it wasn't an implication that he didn't *need* to apologize.	PG13	11089	6	Updated	2015/01/19
9	What happened	Plot??? WTF is that? This? This is a smutty scene.	NC17	2946	1	Published	2014/11/11
8	Let me touch you for a while	'I can't do this anymore,' he thought to himself, slightly surprised.	PG13	1884	1	Published	2014/11/09
6	Hulk	Barney's like the fucking Hulk when you go after Lee. E2 interrupted.	NC17	14207	5	Updated	2015/11/02
5	Promise	"Oh, now you're *really* pushing for that ring on your finger."     ch1: cracky fun, lol     ch2: mental eye-candy	PG13	3131	2	Updated	2014/11/20
4	Fireball	The last thing he remembered was feeling his legs collapse and dropping heavily to his knees, eyes still fixed on the hungry flames turning the night-world a sickly red.	PG13	14307	9	Updated	2014/11/08
3	That explains much	E3 missing scenes, Team POV of a couple people deep in de Nile     Ch I: "Mister Ross, he is very fond of celebrating holidays?"     Ch II: All the humour in the air vanished as though cut with one of the many knives present while the copilot and Mister Toll reached for the battered man ing on to his rope with an obviously weakening grip as he came level with the floor.     Ch III: Ah. His eyes widened in surprise; perhaps 'no hugging' was an extension of 'get out of Christmas' seat' rather than an American complaint against latin demonstrations of gratitude and friendship. Followed by: The talk      "I'm driving this one home before Smilee inherits the team earlier than planned."      "Will always left it to you, Christmas."      Lee spun his head and almost spit his words, low-voiced growl raising hackles      "You know damn well I won't take it!" i.e., another tack to hashing out the E3 mess	PG13	11042	6	Updated	2014/12/19
2	Close	"Are you flirting, Barney?"	PG13	1698	1	Published	2014/09/15
1	Boundaries	Luna goes over to kiss Barney on the cheek for caring for them So now hugs and kisses are part of the crazy team dynamic, uh? Lee must have missed that memo. Probably got sent to the phone he threw into the Danube. Bloody technology.	PG13	329	2	Updated	2014/11/14

My thanks to Stuart Langridge for the code to sort the above table.

The Hobbit (Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield)

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Order posted	Fic	Summary, etc	Rating	Words	Chapters	Last change	Date of change
28	Fell	It was not the beginning, but it was *a* beginning. Thorin meets Bilbo briefly during the Fell winter.	PG13	11043	1	Published	2019/01/03
27	Born	"Balin! Welcome back, cousin." "Thank you, lady. How long has Thorin's mate been alive?" He wished he were more surprised at the shocked reaction he saw. "The Distracted head tilts as though listening to something far away? Rubbing at his heart as it finally gets stitched back with its other half? The peace growing in his eyes as the hole in his soul is finally filled?"	PG13	12017	4	Updated	2020/04/27
26	The return	Dís had her caravan dismount and find places to rest in the reasonably empty courtyard and then moved quickly in the direction she'd been pointed. Glad for the travelling trousers instead of the stately dressed she'd soon be back in, she took the stairs two at a time to stretch her muscles, too long held still in a saddle. She reached the top and looked around for her usually easy to spot tall brother. Frowning at the lack of loose dark hair flying like a flag in the jerky breeze, she was distracted from her search by a nearby authoritative shout. The high voice already had her curious, long before she clapped eyes on a *halfling*.	PG13	1842	1	Published	2018/05/18
25	Soulguard	"Thorin, please!! Remember your grandfather's end! Remember what you asked of me on the Carrock!"	PG13	3364	1	Published	2016/06/08
24	Bonds that break	"Thorin! We just spent blood and tears to get you home-" Thorin turned from his first steps toward a distant Balin, his smile already replaced by the distracted, serious look of someone making plans even as he spoke, "You should find Bofur. Tell him I told you to tell him to tell you of Ones."	PG13	2094	1	Published	2016/05/13
23	Bilbo/Thorin Scenelets	Unrelated random shippy scenelets     ch1 - Privacy (Mature) : If you come 'a knockin' when the bus is 'a rockin'... wait for permission to enter!!     ch2 - Sneak (PG13 - UST): The sooner he left the sooner he could return and collapse into a shivering puddle of terror.	NC17	822	2	Published	2016/04/02
22	Remember When	Thorin woke with the fading echo of strange words in his ears, and the image of a hobbit throwing himself at an orc at the forefront of his mind.     Only the habits of a lifetime kept the blood-curdling terror from making him howl some variation of 'nononononono danger get away!' and instead had him scrambling up, roaring fury to shield the grief. The half-familiar group of dwarrows, as well as a Man of all things, crowding around him and not getting out of his way had him swinging at them without hesitation; did they not understand he needed to get to his mate??	PG13	4260	1	Published	2014/09/14
21	Summer Wine	It was not often that Thorin overindulged, and wine in particular was not a drink he generally had more than the bare necessities of. The way his head had felt all day was a painful reminder of WHY.     As though being stuck in Rivendell were not cause enough to have an aching head.	NC17	2073	1	Published	2014/09/05
20	Thick as Ravens	with Bofursunboundbraids To: King Dáin Ironfoot; Iron Hills+ Dragon dead. Mountain reclaimed. You're Welcome. Yeah. You Heard Me. -yeah, it's cracky ;)	PG13	2497	2	Published	2014/08/26
19	Propositioning the king	with Bofursunboundbraids Thorin slowly rose, carefully turning his head to free his now even wilder mane from the attention of busy hobbit fingers. Then he turned to look at Bilbo, "Propositioning a king before a table full of his kin is brave, Master Hobbit. I had not expected it of you." Slightly cracky, slightly OOC	NC17	3042	1	Published	2014/08/22
18	I would give you the Shire	with Bofursunboundbraids "If you would give me a gift. I would have a day with you. Without anyone else allowed to interrupt. Without talk of our kingdom's concerns or our politics." For a moment the hobbit's eyes turned inward and smiled at some happy memory, "Food, smoke, sun. Perhaps a fire. Nothing but relaxation and the simplest pleasures."	PG13	2066	1	Published	2014/08/17
17	Let me tell you this, my friend	Have you forgotten how it felt when Smaug came?     To see our homeland under dragonfire?     And her people burnt alive?	PG13	218	1	Published	2014/08/15
16	Spoon	with Bofursunboundbraids And one day he cracked a laugh at the thought that the only silver he had to make a bead, was the little spoon that his thick fingers had accidentally bent a few times when fury overcame him.	PG13	2569	1	Published	2014/08/14
15	Spank	with Bofursunboundbraids PWP smut. Thorin's mouth gets him in trouble he enjoys far too much, though Dáin isn't without blame. Set in Bofursunboundbraids's These Precious Things verse, some time in the years following the Reclaiming of Erebor	NC17	6307	2	Published	2014/07/27
14	Valinor	Very pleased at the open, vulnerable look that had appeared on his once stony features at her son's name, Belladonna laughed abruptly, arm tightening around Bungo's waist, "My word, he actually won you!" Sequel to Foresight of a Sting	PG13	3379	1	Published	2014/06/21
13	Leave no one behind	The reply was muttered in a quiet tone, "That's not a sound you forget."     He sucked in a surprised breath before fairly growling, "Where have you heard the sound of a warg before, master hobbit?"	PG13	898	1	Published	2014/06/12
12	Look into my eyes	slightly OOC cracky. The love at first sight trope. Minus godly intervention and cracky dwarven customs.	PG13	1862	1	Published	2014/06/04
11	Foresight of a Sting	‘Listen to me, Thorin Oakenshield!’ I said. ‘If this hobbit goes with you, you will succeed. If not, you will fail. A foresight is on me, and I am warning you.’     Gandalf tells Bilbo's mom my shippy take on the details of that foresight. Prequel to Valinor	PG13	1803	1	Published	2014/05/31
10	With bells on	crack: braid + bells + mud + Thorin ...well.. Bilbo's in there too, of course :D	PG13	331	1	Published	2014/05/15
9	Hope	"Laddie, there is no hope. We are all prisoners here."	PG13	248	1	Published	2014/05/06
8	Heart of the Lion	"Elrond.. I heard Elrond speaking with Gandalf. He said .. that the old king, Thorin's grandfather, was mad. That his father was too."	PG13	717	1	Published	2014/05/02
7	The Lay of the Quest for Erebor	But what of the one named hero of the tale, you say,     That smallest Companion of a king? Let's stick to calling it a story, a Lay, instead of a minstrel song as it was originally supposed to be. (bad) Narrative poetry. Free verse, yeah (or doggerel, lol, take your pick).	PG13	711	1	Published	2014/04/27
6	The CupHoard	Spoon-pantry quickie (i.e. self-indulgent crack!smut :D) ..with a side of Lobelia!torture	NC17	1906	1	Published	2014/04/21
5	Sword Dance	Bilbo stood at the edge of the clearing, staring avidly as Orcrist swept low, cutting down an enemy below the knees, never slowing as the king followed the movement upwards, sword flowing so naturally with him into the new position that it made something hot unfold deep inside the hobbit. The call of something as beautiful as any of Yavanna's treasures leaving him frozen, unwilling to cause the silken flow of grace to stop.	PG13	2650	1	Published	2014/04/21
4	One	"I know we had not just met, that I had even laid hands on you before. But it was only then that I knew you. That the Pull I had never recognized, in all the years since you had been born, suddenly tightened; and I knew you."	PG13	947	2	Updated	2014/04/17
3	Necessity	ch1 - Watching the warrior figure first pacing towards combat, then rushing, sword and wooden shield raised, he understood. ch2 - Part of him, a large part, wanted the to continue; could rest here, armour and all.	PG13	1951	2	Updated	2014/04/17
2	Beyond the Night	"The rangers warned me there was a dwarf patrolling the Wild, who meant us no harm. But I'd like to know *why* you are doing so. The rangers protect us because it is their task. Dwarrows.. I was under the impression only protect their own, when they leave their mountains at all."     "That is true enough. As for myself, I *am* protecting my own."     Fortinbras blinked, mouth dropping, "..You claim a hobbit as kin?"	PG13	1987	3	Published	2014/04/14
1	Through Different Eyes	ch1 - Ears: Gimli and Legolas snipping at each other let slip old secrets. ch2 - Mithril: Beauty may be in the eyes of the beer, but worth is in the soul of the giver.	PG13	1139	2	Published	2014/04/07

My thanks to Stuart Langridge for the code to sort the above table.

Due South (Benton Fraser/Stanley Raymond Kowalski)

Marking - Feb 2015 - 1312 words
Summary: It didn't occur to him in the depth of January that it was becoming too much.

Jealousy, thy name is sibling - Jun 2010 - 253 words
Summary: mini-ficlet, post-canon, the boys come back south for a holiday. fluffy fluff

Brokeback Mountain (Ennis Del Mar/Jack Twist)

Night Moves ( NC17 ) - Sep 2010 - 2,066 words
Summary: Ennis thinks back on that long-ago summer

Pretzel - Mar 2010 - 619 words
Summary: Ennis and anniversaries

Are you sure tire irons are so bad? - Mar 2010 - 1,056 words
Summary: bit of cracky fluff from a Jack and Ennis who got together

Warmth ( NC17 ) - Jan 2010 - 2,105 words
Summary: My take on Jack's thoughts behind the first tent scene

StarGate SG-1 (Samantha Carter/Jack O'Neill and Sylvester Siler)

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Order posted	Fic	Summary, etc	Rating	Words	Chapters	Last change	Date of change
19	Sam and her boys	Sam, Jack and Siler find their friendship becoming more.  OOC (in the verse of draco_somnians' Sex in the city), very sugary sweet, slash and threesome smut.  Though it is 'one' story, most chapters also stand alone quite well (there are a few exceptions that are multiparters, but mostly, it's just a collection of short stories [some mine, some draco_somnians's] that make up a life).	NC17	132905	41	Updated	2009/10/25
18	Resonance	Visitors to Atlantis get a little carried away and the city's leaders catch sight of them. so this is custom made for comanche_rider's bday. for those who do not know the lovely lady, this means heavy hint of slash (Jack/Siler), crack [the real thing this time, lol, I'm making no attempt to be true to character, and the 'plot' -snort- would fit porn ;)] and then.. some s/w smut.	NC17	3113	1	Published	2009/12/08
17	Goodbye	Siler fic. She hated the regret that tried to claw through her, refusing to give Jack that much right over her life after all this time. Refusing to betray the man she forced herself to turn her head to look at, meeting the half-amused, half-resigned expression she could read under Siler's familiar impassive mask.	PG13	5183	1	Published	2009/05/10
16	Slightly worn but dignified	Prompt: Slightly worn but dignified and not too old for sex, 200 10x06 tag	PG13	2034	1	Published	2009/02/16
12	My always	My twist off Threads 8x18	PG13	1554	2	Updated	2009/02/12
15	Experimental ride	crack innuendo for Redemption 6x01	PG13	458	1	Published	2009/02/01
14	Despair and hope	Alternate Chimera 7x15	PG13	3852	2	Updated	2009/01/26
13	Singing	Broca 1x04 moved post-Grace 7x13, NC17 for adult themes only	PG13	2620	1	Published	2009/01/15
11	Sense	Teal'c gets a clue and decides to share it.	PG13	392	1	Published	2009/01/14
10	Dogs	crackish bit of non-sense. NC17 for adult *topics* only	PG13	331	1	Published	2009/01/12
9	Loss vectors	A random perspective on sacrifices. Post Lost City 2 7x22	PG13	260	1	Published	2008/12/28
8	Outings	Secrets have a way of escaping	PG13	1147	2	Published	2008/12/16
7	What's in a name?	my little add-in to Threads 8x18 (eg)	PG13	397	1	Published	2008/12/11
6	Breaks in the iron	Everyone has a breaking point	PG13	630	1	Published	2008/12/10
5	A father's revenge	Jacob, thinking after Descent 6x03	PG13	572	2	Updated	2008/12/11
4	Didn't have to be	Reflection on friends and the years	PG13	1143	2	Published	2008/11/21
3	Protect her	Jack's thoughts during Beneath the surface 4x10	PG13	285	1	Published	2008/11/06
2	Obvious	Observer effect	PG13	2413	2	Updated	2008/10/24
1	D&C Sam's POV	Sam's thoughts during the retest in Divide and Conquer 4x05	PG13	444	1	Published	2001/04/01

My thanks to Stuart Langridge for the code to sort the above table.

StarGate Atlantis (John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir)

* click on table headers to 'order by', click again to reverse the order

Order posted	Fic	Summary, etc	Rating	Words	Chapters	Last change	Date of change
49	Bodyguarding	READ the AN first! - Atlantis is in critical shape and Ronon must participate where he would rather not	NC17	13103	3	Published	2008/12/07
48	Resonance	Visitors to Atlantis get a little carried away and the city's leaders catch sight of them. so this is custom made for comanche_rider's bday. for those who do not know the lovely lady, this means heavy hint of slash (Jack/Siler), crack [the real thing this time, lol, I'm making no attempt to be true to character, and the 'plot' -snort- would fit porn ;)] and then.. some s/w smut.	NC17	3113	1	Published	2009/12/08
34	Sleepy puppy	When John can't sleep, he gets a little TLC	PG13	6055	2	Updated	2009/08/14
47	Just for tonight	Making a better memory after 2x16: The long goodbye. entry for anuna_81's Kiss-a-thon	PG13	1160	1	Published	2009/06/08
46	Boys to men	An evenin' in an Irish pub	PG13	650	1	Published	2009/05/29
45	Standing on the edge	Giftfic! Rewriting the end of 4x02:Lifeline (read AN)	PG13	2858	1	Published	2009/03/25
11	StormWake	1x11-The eye ep addy, based on leave_me_light's world of Awake before Rising, takes off after ch6 Spoilers: 1x10-11 The storm and The eye	PG13	3132	2	Updated	2009/02/24
13	You will be	A talk at the end of The eye Spoilers: 1x10-11 The storm and The eye	PG13	824	2	Updated	2009/02/24
1	Hold on Tight	When the lost return, sappiness ensues. AU (see notes), hints of S/J.	PG13	20719	4	Updated	2009/02/15
44	Breathing	for anuna_81's Shep-a-thon, Prompt: Breathing	PG13	846	1	Published	2009/02/07
43	These are the little things	for anuna_81's Shep-a-thon, Prompt: Show me you love me by the look in your eyes; These are the little things I need the most in my life	PG13	402	1	Published	2009/02/07
42	Moonlight, water, dancing	for anuna_81's Shep-a-thon, Prompt: Romance/Fluff: Moonlight, water, dancing	PG13	600	1	Published	2009/02/07
41	The family in the machine	Giftfic for anuna_81 on this jan 11. Atlantis invaded and then it gets some very special help. lotsa John!whump	PG13	13142	4	Published	2009/01/10
40	Pink or red?	Anuna requested 'John in a ballet skirt' and crack	PG13	591	1	Published	2008/12/05
35	Obvious	Observer effect	PG13	2413	2	Updated	2008/10/24
26	A candy a day	I want candy! well, who doesn't?? crack!fic'ish	PG13	1974	2	Updated	2008/10/23
37	Packs and luggage	everyday moments in a relationship	NC17	1686	2	Updated	2008/10/23
39	Reflection on a broken mirror	Elizabeth mentally rambles about relationships	PG13	2237	1	Published	2008/10/05
38	Dream a little dream	When your fondest dream come to seeming reality.. there are always consequences.. please read the AN	NC17	7365	1	Published	2008/10/05
33	Love is	A few instants in the life of a family	PG13	1296	3	Updated	2008/09/23
36	Instincts	Those dang Pegasus bugs	PG13	243	1	Published	2008/09/12
32	Compulsion	of needs	PG13	493	1	Published	2008/08/28
31	Happy place	Elizabeth's happy place	PG13	1120	1	Published	2008/08/17
30	Snap!	Smut PWP - What are a few bonds between lovers	NC17	6496	1	Published	2008/08/12
29	On shaking ground	3x07 Common ground epilogue	PG13	8420	1	Published	2008/08/09
28	In the end	if this is really the end...	PG13	592	1	Published	2008/08/02
27	When tomorrow comes	the way lifelines should have been followed! Spoilers: Up to 4x02: Lifelines	PG13	3742	1	Published	2008/07/26
24	Establishing territory	let's call it crackish, slightly OOC and made to feed my silly sappy side again	PG13	2055	1	Published	2008/07/20
25	Rainfall	a rainy evening	PG13	662	1	Published	2008/07/17
23	The last time	nightmares and love	PG13	4958	5	Updated	2008/06/26
24	Stud-puppy	Crackfic, I think is the word (eg)	PG13	1207	1	Published	2008/06/24
20	Drinking games	Followed shortly with the thunk of glass on table. Sequel to Assuming with leave_me_light's wonderful prequel Expanded Drinking Games: The How, the Where and the Why inserted just as this starts	PG13	1894	2	Published	2008/06/17
22	Happy birthday	Smut PWP - 'Do it!' And the Epilogue	NC17	4853	2	Published	2008/06/07
6	Heat	When more than friendship is *needed* to survive Unfinished	NC17	19575	4	Updated	2008/06/02
21	Inhibitions	A drink brings Elizabeth clarity	PG13	1368	1	Published	2008/06/02
19	Coup de coeur	Alternate Coup d'état - sparky angst Spoilers: 2x14 Coup d'état	PG13	3489	1	Published	2008/05/25
18	Consent	*You* actually agreed Spoilers: 2x16: The Long Goodbye	PG13	267	1	Published	2008/05/25
17	Delight	Beware the secret spoken by your eyes	PG13	1477	2	Published	2008/05/19
16	Hot hot day	PWP - When the days run Hot	NC17	1008	1	Updated	2008/05/08
15	Barefoot	This is a new low And the Sequel: ...In the kitchen	PG13	2688	2	Updated	2008/05/08
14	Assuming	Sometimes being protective first... can lead to embarrassment... (EG) Warning: Implied NC17 themes prequel to Drinking games	PG13	1187	1	Published	2008/05/06
12	The present	Or are you just glad to see me?	PG13	424	1	Published	2008/04/26
10	Caught	Smut - being on-call 28 hours a day.. makes some things hard to make time for! Warning: if you're not into explicit sex, if you're my parents or if I work with you - DON'T READ!!! you have been warned	NC17	5291	1	Updated	2008/04/21
9	About white knights	He's not the only one who defended someone's honour... And the Sequel: White knights and dark nights	PG13	3657	2	Updated	2008/04/04
8	Atlantis vantage	Humour fic. Why mirrors should not be bypassed no matter what's about to be depleted Warning: *mention* of kisses and bedroom fun - nothing explicit.. at least IMO... if anyone thinks this should be NC17, please let me know	PG13	1128	1	Published	2008/03/22
7	Pitou	histoire ~100mots - Juste une pensée sans raison qui a pris à mon sense de l'humour	G	125	1	Published	2008/03/17
5	Again	Smut - PWP (NO plot) - handcuffs (they have handcuffs on Atlantis.. right? lol) Warning: if you're not into not only EX but very much plicit (and if anyone gets that reference, I will be totally shocked!!), raunchy sex, if you're my parents or if I work with you - DON'T READ!!! you have been warned	NC17	1215	1	Published	2008/03/03
4	How to turn the lights ON	How to turn lights ON on Atlantis Sequel to Hold on Tight	PG13	3003	1	Published	2008/02/16
3	Tested	If only husbands and wifes may trade... sooo cliche, but it refused to leave my head	PG13	1965	1	Published	2008/02/16
2	Puppy	Drabble. Just a comparison that caught my funny bone	G	111	1	Published	2008/01/18

My thanks to Stuart Langridge for the code to sort the above table.

Big bang theory (Leonard Leakey Hofstadter/Penny)

The princess and the squeeze - Oct 2008 - 441 words
Summary: Sheldon objects to inequality. No ship. (ep addition for 2x04: The Griffin Equivalency)

Bones (Temperance Brennan/Seeley Booth)

Nicer - Apr 2006 - 1,733 words
Summary: She really should be nicer to him. (ep addition for 1x18: man in the morgue)

Why - Apr 2006 - 483 words
Summary: Why he did this. (ep insert for 1x17: skull in desert)

Trapped - Mar 2006 - 307 words
Summary: Before the rescue.  (ep insertion for 1x15: 2 bodies in the lab)

Deconstructing 2 in lab - Mar 2006 - 2,222 words
Summary: Deconstructing ep1x15

Slow hands ( NC17 ) or Slow hands (without NC17 chapters) Updated April 9, 2006 - PG13: 8671 words, NC17: 13131 words
Unfinished
Summary: mostly PG13, a few NC17, Who's playing that music? And who's going to tango....

No Understanding - Apr 2006 - 396 words
Summary: this isn't really a Bones Fic, this is just my way of getting through getting reemed out without reason. Having said that, I can kind of imagine Brennan feeling the same.

What Manner Of Man - Mar 2006 - 1274 words
Summary: Rain, luggage and lights

Acknowledgement - Mar 2006 - 838 words
Summary: A talk, Post- 1x15

Star Trek: Voyager (Katherine Janeway/Chakotay)

Tests Updated 2000 - 1,633 words
Unfinished
Summary: Can be read as sequel to Caring. Voyager meets a another new culture. One that *really* believes in 'family values'...

Caring - Aug 2000 - 2,177 words
Summary: Just a sweet interlude.
prequel to Tests

The Empty One - Aug  2000 - 6,529 words
Summary: About losing your life and still having to be strong and go on…

Red2 (Han Cho Bai/Victoria Winslow)

Scratch, with Jolien ( NC17 ) - July 2017 - 6412 words
Summary: "The silly machine is slowing down, Han. Am I distracting you?"
She was still close enough that he could feel the whisper of her breath against his ear, even with the burning sting of the bullet graze nearby, and her fingers tickled his neck. It felt like the touch of a tattoo needle.
“No.”

Good Omens (Aziraphale/Anthony Crowley)

DO something - July 2022 - 2110 words
Summary: As the ground stabilized for a breath, Aziraphale let himself drop to his own knees

Everything else... - July 2022 - 5955 words
Summary: "It's all in there, the boy's name, address. ...Everything else..." Aziraphale would have sagged tiredly if he'd had a body, "I worked it all out." He managed to stop himself from adding 'too late'. They needed to focus on getting to Tadfield. Crowley wasn't likely to actually go through the book anyway...

They don't know - July 2022 - 1254 words
Summary: Uriel called you my boyfriend with the dark glasses

James Bond (Craig) (James Bond/Q)

Dragons - May 2018 - 1407 words
Summary: “So, really. What happened to my gun?”
Bond shrugged, “A dragon ate it.”

Sanctuary - april 2018 - 4407 words
Summary: "I do like the new furniture, Q. Aside from the bit of bullet protection of good old hardwood, this is far more of a statement of authority than your old flimsy egalitarian placards of economy."
5+1

Trust - april 2018 - 2243 words
Summary: Respect to friendship to.. maybe more?

Bond/Q Scenelets - april 2018 - 200 words
Summary: Each chapter is an unrelated scenelet
Ch 1: Beware Newsfeeds - UST. 100word drabble
Ch 2: Brute - UST or Bond/Q as you choose. 100word drabble

Dexterity - March 2018 - 462 words
Summary: Micro-mice

Palliative - March 2018 - 2873 words
Summary: When he got to his building and looked up at his dark windows, the mere thought of standing in that cold place, filled with the smell of booze and nothing to keep the ghosts from tearing into him, he turned and hurried away.

Arse - March 2018 - 1100 words
Summary: To say that Q was tired was ridiculous. To say he was short-tempered was an understatement. Eve rather suspected that M was as aware as she was that their preternaturally calm Quartermaster was getting dangerously close to being as volatile as an angry 00.

I can explain - March 2018 - 752 words
Summary: "Yes, I know I said he was a right pain in the arse, but.." James' brows flew up as he stepped out of the bedroom, slowly rolling his sleeves up in the warm flat, wondering just who his new lover was talking to so placatingly.